I present here the first interview with Sir Albert Thomas Winchester-Smyth III that I ever found. His views are well silly at the least and offensive at the more realistic view. The interviewer did his best but Sir Albert was quite crazy and the interview was never published in the British press. See for yourself why this man was considered the Number 2 wasted talent in British Film behind Oliver Reed who was just drunk all the time.
Interviewer = Your latest work is a serious of shorted films about Jesus is that correct?
Sir Albert Thomas Winchester-Smyth III = Yes well they are a serious about Jesus and his dealings with a false Idol and the Devil in a make believe world of Eggs who are people.
Interviewer = Eggs who are people?
Sir Albert Thomas Winchester-Smyth III = Yes indeed. I didn't want to work with Actors. Ungodly as they are so I used a type of puppetry and they happened t be egg people. I thought that was a great metaphor that we all come from eggs.
Interviewer = as in we evolved from eggs?
Sir Albert Thomas Winchester-Smyth III = Don't be silly boy I mean we where once just a sperm in an egg - the spark of life give to us by our Lord. A spark threatend by the gays and they're sperm stealing
Interviewer = Your series tackles some issues that some would consider controversial or possibly even offensive. What do you say to these people?
Sir Albert Thomas Winchester-Smyth III = I say prepare the way of the lord so he can send those people to hell where they belong. I say make these people go to church so they can see the error of there ways. And if they still can't be saved send them to the catholics *he laughs* Catholic church full of gays you know. And cows pretending to be men. It's sick.
Interviewer = I think that's all we have time for. Thank you for you time today. I look forward to seeing the series of films
Sir Albert Thomas Winchester-Smyth III = Yes you should watch them and take note of what they say or you will burn in hell. Very nice to meet you. Turn or burn Britain it is your choice.
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